Friday, December 29, 2006
Intelligence: 0/10
Curiosity: 10/10
Activeness: 8/10
Humanity: 9/10
Murders: 0/10
Basic Data
Name: Barney Bunny
Also Known As: Shinigami
Height: 7'0''
Weight: 23409824 lbs
Shinigami Rank: 444
Sex: ??
Likes: brocolli
Dislikes: kids
Death Note: yes
Mostly Haunting: R
The Character
This must be the most fucked up Shinigami around. Murders 0? I bet his Deathnote looks like a girl's pink Barbie design diary. He's often found eatting vegetables, hence his stupid green stomach. He uses his sharp teeth to eat hard leaves which were baked in the Sun. He looks pretty harmless, and he IS harmless. Well maybe not harmless, he's just stupid. He's big fat ass goes into his deathnote owner's ways all the time, so till now he's changed 732 owners, everyone died after touching his barbie design deathnote.
History
His big fat ass made him fall from hell and onto earth at around 777444mph . At that speed, he looked like a huge fiery ball of meteor, and the fire made his wings and horns chaotah, so it became black. Barney dosen't do anything but look at farms and forests for vegetables. In the later part of the series, we find out this fat ass can control plants with his deathnote (I DONT KNOW WHY) . Probably because he has so much plants in his stomach and since he dosen't shit, the plants stay inside, developing intelligence and making Barney able to communicate with plants =O
Interesting Commentary : Friend or Foe?
Barney, of course, wants to be everyone's friend but because of his huge green stomach, no one wants to go near him. He's horns scare everyone off because they think he's a giant Bunny. His wings allow him to travel at 0.72km/h, at this speed, everyone finds him an irritating asshole who causes traffic jams and shit. In my opinion, Foe. NOOB.